Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Couch. On fire.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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