Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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