It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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