How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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