I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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