My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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