if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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