If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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