You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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