She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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