Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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