Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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