What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Small penises have feelings too.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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