He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
These tits shall not be calmed
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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