it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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