You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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