DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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