I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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