You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
