Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
