i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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