: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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