should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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