She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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