she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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