: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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