I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
