Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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