let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sorry about my life...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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