You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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