if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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