i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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