my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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