I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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