we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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