The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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