Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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