people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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