is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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