I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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