No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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