will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize