Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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