she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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