the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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