I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Drake has all the answers
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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