Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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