would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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