I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just want nice things and good sex
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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