dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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