Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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