Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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