Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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