You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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