When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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