I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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