Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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